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Post by immortel on Jul 12, 2005 22:55:32 GMT 1
Gangsta’s Paradise
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I take a look at my life And realize there's nothing left 'Cause I've been blasting and laughing so long That even my momma thinks that my mind has gone But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of You betta watch how ya talking And where ya walking Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip but I gotta loc As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke Fool, I'm the kinda g that little homie's wanna be like On my knees in the night Saying prayers in the street light
1-Been spending most our lives Living in a gangsta's paradise (2)
Keep spending most our lives Living in a gangsta's paradise (2)
Look at the situation, they got me facing I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the state So I gotta be down with the 'hood team Too much television watching, got me chasing dreams
I'm an educated fool with money on my mind Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye I'm a loc'd out gangsta, set tripping banger And my homies are down so don't arouse my anger Fool, death ain't nothing but a heart beat away I'm living life do or die, what can I say? I'm twenty-three now , will I ever live to see twenty-four The way things is going I don't know.
2-Tell me why are we so blind to see That the ones we hurt are you and me? (rpt 1)
Power in the money, money in the power Minute after minute, hour after hour Everybody's running, but half of them ain't looking It's going on in the kitchen But I don't know what's cooking. They say I gotta learn But nobody's here to teach me If they can't understand it, how can they reach me? I guess they can't I guess they won't, I guess they front That's why I got my hand on the pump, foo! (rpt 1, 2,
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Post by immortel on Jul 12, 2005 22:55:48 GMT 1
U CAN BE TOUCHED
(Napoleon Talking) Life... What the f**k is life for niggaz like us? Been waking up to another muthaf**kin' day I'm the type of soldier, A nigga that seen Everything in my muthaf**kin eyes
I seen my parents get killed To my muthaf**kin eyes I seen my brother kill his-self in my eyes I seen Pac.. Yak.. die in the struggle in my eyes So I know anybody can be touched You know what I mean?
(Napoleon) Oh God forgive me Somebody please say a prayer for me Needed my parents But they was never there for me Believe in everything they feed me I'm seeing demons I wake up screaming Who believe me or was I dreaming? Five fingers on the .45 chrome Dead aim at my brain, infared with no lights on I ain't afraid to die, I want to see what's after this I'm living blind writing rhymes Til they capture this
And if we die let the world understand why Soldier my eyes hate to see a young thug cry They seeing us inside a casket That's how they see us
Oh God forgive us ghetto bastards We human beings They leaving us inside this hell-hole Just waiting to fail so they tell us That's what jail for Adolescense young teens turned violent It's floating, in a world turned silent Cause you could be touched
(Chorus Makaveli) Young niggaz in the wild life Criminal mind of a juvenile still live a child life Thinking he can make his pay Too in a rush, niggaz better slow down Cause you can be touched
Young niggaz in the wild life Criminal mind of a juvenile still live a child life Thinking he can make his pay Too in a rush, niggaz better slow down Cause you can be touched
(E.D.I) I live life High Speed Moving a million miles per hour Towards my destiny Making decesions carelessly Yeah it's me, yo nigga man child Bomb first stand proud Ain't looking for hand-outs Twenty-five years up in this pregnant dog And I'll be damned if I ain't leaving rich And leave my kids a grip I let my blood drip off in this thug shit You can be touched, I catch you slippin' while I'm on a money mission Like right now, 30 dollars to my John Hanthingy Try to get mo' so my shit don't flock I lick off shots for everything they owe me And when it's my time to go I pray the Lord hold me (U can be touched)
(Kastro) I was born in the city that never sleeps Schooled by the realest of the real niggaz That ever breathed And I was big when I was young And now I see that I was dumb My nigga.. Lonnie just got hit with 10... 10 years For trusting a friend They left him stuck in the Penn I love him, we all here just to die here, plus Nobody cares what got here Touched by a angel and kissed by the Lord \ Praise the thug ways and I'll never be bored Touched by a angel and kissed by the Lord Y'all praise the thug ways So forever it's on.. baby (Chorus Makaveli)
My Young niggaz in the wild life Criminal mind of a juvenile still live a child life Thinking he can make his pay Too in a rush, niggaz better slow down Cause you can be touched
Young niggaz in the wild life Criminal mind of a juvenile still live a child life Thinking he can make his pay Too in a rush, niggaz better slow down Cause you can be touched
(Young Noble) Why grieve this life Planted by the fiends and pipes Green lights so I'm seeing-seeing everything twice Pretty much of nothing nice (naw) we sucking it up Even when we get a job, we f**king it up Like it can't happen to us I could never be a bum Yeah right, you wound up one God forbid I'm touched, y'all keep living it up Look and learn Next it could be your turn... word
(Kadafi) Yes this a felonies' hobby That got me here thinking robbery Day to day all year long Teflon protects my body It's such unimportant in this criminal cartel I'm caught and supporting me So in these streets of hockey I play the goalie, Secretz to war licks, and score shit Share between clients and homies Remember what Patcino told me Before he past Watch them clowns with them crocodile smiles Cause they phony, I get that cash, stay lonely And I'm point like a thong And it's survive for the strong Living outside the laws of this crooked world I was born touched
(Chorus Makaveli) My Young niggaz in the wild life Criminal mind of a juvenile still live a child life Thinking he can make his pay Too in a rush, niggaz better slow down Cause you can be touched
Young niggaz in the wild life Criminal mind of a juvenile still live a child life Thinking he can make his pay Too in a rush, niggaz better slow down Cause you can be touched.....
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Post by immortel on Jul 12, 2005 22:56:30 GMT 1
IN THE END
It starts with one thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try keep that in mind I designed this rhyme to explain in due time all I know time is a valuable thing watch it fly by as the pendulum swings watch it count down to the end of the day the clock ticks life away it's so unreal didn't look out below watch the time go right out the window trying to hold on but didn't even know wasted it all just to watch you go I kept everything inside and even though I tried it all fell apart what it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when
I tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all but in the end it doesn't even matter
One thing, I don't know why doesn't even matter how hard you try keep that in mind I designed this rhyme, to remind myself how I tried so hard In spite of the way you were mocking me Acting like I was part of your property Remembering all the times you fought with me I'm surprised it got so (far) Things aren't the way they were before You wouldn't even recognize me anymore Not that you knew me back then But it all comes back to me (in the end) You kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when
I tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all but in the end it doesn't even matter
I’ve put my trust in you pushed as far as I can go and for all this there's only one thing you should know 2x I tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all but in the end it doesn't even matter
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Post by immortel on Jul 12, 2005 23:00:05 GMT 1
Kim
[Eminem] Aww look at daddy's baby girl That's daddy baby Little sleepy head Yesterday I changed your diaper Wiped you and powdered you. How did you get so big? Can't believe it now your two Baby you're so precious Daddy's so proud of you Sit down pregnant dog If you move again I'll beat the shit out of you
[Eminem](Eminem as Kim) (Okay) Don't make me wake this baby She don't need to see what I'm about to do Quit crying pregnant dog, why do you always make me shout at you? How could you? Just leave me and love him out the blue Oh, what's a matter Kim? Am I too loud for you? Too bad pregnant dog, your gonna finally hear me out this time At first, I'm like all right You wanna throw me out? That's fine! But not for him to take my place, are you out you're mind? This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine! How could you let him sleep in our bed? Look at Kim Look at your husband now! (No!) I said look at him! He ain't so hot now is he? Little punk! (Why are you doing this?) Shut the f**k up! (You're drunk! You're never going to get away at this!) You think I give a f**k! Come on we're going for a ride pregnant dog (No!) Sit up front (Well I can't just leave Haley alone, what if she wakes up?) We'll be right back Well I will you'll be in the trunk
1 - So long, pregnant dog you did me so wrong I don't wanna go on Living in this world without you
Repeat 1
You really f**ked me Kim You really did a number on me Never knew me cheating on you would come back to haunt me But we was kids then Kim, I was only 18 That was years ago I thought we wiped the slate clean That's f**ked up! (I love you!) Oh God my brain is racing (I love you!) What are you doing? Change the station I hate this song! Does this look like a big joke? (No!) There's a four year old boy lyin' dead with a slit throat In your living room, ha-ha What you think I'm kiddin' you? You loved him didn't you? (No!) Bullshit you pregnant dog don't f**king lie to me What the f**k's this guy's problem on the side of me? f**k you asshole, yeah bite me Kim, KIM! Why don't you like me? You think I'm ugly don't you (It's not that!) No you think I'm ugly (Baby) Get the f**k away from me, don't touch me I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE YOU OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU How the f**k could you do this to me? (Sorry!) How the f**k could you do this to me?
Repeat 1 (2x)
Come on get out (I can't I'm scared) I said get out pregnant dog! (Let go of my hair, please don't do this baby) (Please I love you, look we can just take Haley and leave) f**k you, you did this to us You did it, it's your fault Oh my God I'm crackin' up Get a grip Marshall Hey remember the time we went to Brian's party? And you were like so drunk that you threw up all over Archie That was funny wasn't it? (Yes!) That was funny wasn't it? (Yes!) See it all makes sense, doesn't it? You and your husband have a fight One of you tries to grab a knife And during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adam's apple sliced (No!) And while this is goin' on His son just woke up and he just walks in She panics and he gets his throat cut (Oh my God!) So now they both dead and you slash your own throat So now it's double homicide and suicide with no note I should have known better when you started to act weird We could've...HEY! Where you going? Get back here! You can't run from me Kim It's just us, nobody else! You're only making this harder on yourself Ha! Ha! Got'cha! (Ahh!) Ha! Go ahead yell! Here I'll scream with you! AH SOMEBODY HELP! Don't you get it pregnant dog, no one can hear you? Now shut the f**k up and get what's comin to you You were supposed to love me {*Kim choking*} NOW BLEED! pregnant dog BLEED! BLEED! pregnant dog BLEED! BLEED!
Repeat 1 (2x)
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Post by immortel on Jul 12, 2005 23:00:57 GMT 1
Guilty Conscience
[announcer] Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old. Fed up with life and the way things are going, he decides to rob a liquor store. ("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes") But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart. And suddenly, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this")
[Dr. Dre] Alright, stop!(Huh?) Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store and try to get money out the drawer You better think of the consequence(But who are you?) I'm your motherf**kin conscience
[Eminem] That's nonsense! Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs Tell her you need a place to stay You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade
[Dr. Dre] Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you Think about it before you walk in the door first Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns
[Eminem] f**k that!Do that shit!Shoot that pregnant dog! Can you afford to blow this shit?Are you that rich? Why you give a f**k if she dies?Are you that pregnant dog? Do you really think she gives a f**k if you have kids?
[Dr. Dre] Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it!(You're right!) Not over this shit(Stop!) Drop the biscuit(I will!) Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you (You know what Dre?I don't like your attitude..)
{sound of static}
("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute") ("Mmm, I don't know!") ("Look baby..") ("Damn!") ("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?") ("Well OK..")
[announcer] Meet Stan, twenty-one years old.("Give me a kiss!") After meeting a young girl at a rave party, things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom. Once again, his conscience comes into play...("Shit!")
[Eminem] Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little pregnant dog's earlobe.. (Yo!This girl's only fifteen years old You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair) Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair?(Uh huh!) f**k this pregnant dog right here on the spot bare Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there (Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?) No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest! (Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?) Man f**k that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail..
{sound of static} {pickup idling, radio playing}
[announcer] Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man. ("WHAT THE f**k?!?!") ("Grady!!")
[Dr. Dre] Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..
[Eminem] f**k that shit, you just caught this pregnant dog cheatin While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?! f**k slittin her throat, CUT THIS pregnant dog'S HEAD OFF!!!
[Dr. Dre] Wait!What if there's an explanation for this shit? (What?She tripped?Fell?Landed on his thingy?!) Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady But think about the baby before you get all crazy
[Eminem] Okay!Thought about it, still wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her? That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??!
[Dr. Dre] What'chu say?(What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?) I'ma kill you motherf**ker!
[Eminem] Uhhh-aahh!Temper temper! Mr. Dre?Mr. N.W.A.? Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way? How in the f**k you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
[Dr. Dre] Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went Been there, done that.. aw f**k it... What am I sayin?Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at?
{gun fires, is thingyed, and re-fired}
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Post by immortel on Jul 12, 2005 23:01:32 GMT 1
My Name Is
Chorus: repeat 2X
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
Ahem.. excuse me! Can I have the attention of the class for one second?
[Eminem] Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!) Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!) Try 'cid and get f**ked up worse that my life is? (Huh?) My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..) And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!" Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!" Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass faster than a fat pregnant dog who sat down too fast C'mere very *friendly* person! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!) I don't give a f**k, God sent me to piss the world off!
Chorus
[Eminem] My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!) Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up Flashed the bartender, then stuck my thingy in the tip cup Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians in a spaceship while they screamin at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!" Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!) I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!) You know you blew up when the women rush your stands and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!) This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'
Chorus
[Eminem] Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE! I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (f**k that!) I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive (Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead) All my life I was very deprived I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) I spit when I talk, I'll f**k anything that walks (C'mere) When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!) I lay awake and strap myself in the bed Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!) I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!) And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?) Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had
Chorus
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Post by immortel on Jul 12, 2005 23:04:57 GMT 1
Just Don't Give A f**k
Intro: Frogg
Whoah! A get your hands in the air, and get to clappin 'em and like, back and forth because ah this is.. what you thought it wasn't It beez.. the brothers representin' the Dirty Dozen I be the F-R-O the double G *coughing in background* And check out the man he goes by the name of er...
Verse One: Eminem
Slim Shady, brain dead like Jim Brady I'm a M80, you Lil' like that Kim lady I'm buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer Cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer You wacker than the motherf**ker you bit your style from You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album Admit it, f**k it, while we comin out in the open I'm doin acid, crack, smack, coke and smokin dope then My name is Marshall Mathers, I'm an alcoholic (Hi Marshall) I have a disease and they don't know what to call it Better hide your wallet cause I'm comin up quick to strip your cash Bought a ticket to your concert just to come and whip your ass pregnant dog, I'm comin out swingin, so fast it'll make your eyes spin You gettin knocked the f**k out like Mike Tyson The +Proof+ is in the puddin, just ask the Deshaun Holton I'll slit your motherf**kin throat worse than Ron Goldman
Chorus:
So when you see me on your block with two glocks Screamin _f**k the World_ like Tupac I just don't give a fuuuuuck!! Talkin that shit behind my back, dirty mackin tellin your boys that I'm on crack I just don't give a fuuuuuck!! So put my tape back on the rack Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack I just don't give a fuuuuuck!! But see me on the street and duck Cause you gon' get stuck, stoned, and snuffed Cause I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!
Verse Two: Eminem
I'm Nicer than Pete, but I'm on a Serch to crush a Miilkbone I'm Everlast-ing, I melt Vanilla Ice like silicone I'm ill enough to just straight up diss you for no reason I'm colder than snow season when it's twenty below freezin Flavor with no seasonin, this is the sneak preview I'll diss your magazine and still won't get a weak review I'll make your freak leave you, smell the Folgers crystals This is a lyrical combat, gentlemen hold your pistols But I form like Voltron and blast you with my shoulder missiles Slim Shady, Eminem was the old initials (Bye-bye!) Extortion, snortin, supportin abortion Pathological liar, blowin shit out of proportion The looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict Half animal, half man Dumpin your dead body inside of a f**kin trash can With more holes than an Afghan
Chorus
Verse Three: Eminem
Somebody let me out this limousine (hey, let me out!) I'm a caged demon, on stage screamin like Rage Against the Machine I'm convinced I'm a fiend, shootin up while this record is spinnin Clinically brain dead, I don't need a second opinion f**k droppin the jewel, I'm flippin the sacred treasure I'll bite your motherf**kin style, just to make it fresher I can't take the pressure, I'm sick of pregnant doges Sick of naggin bosses pregnant dogin while I'm washin dishes In school I never said much, too busy havin a headrush Doin too much rush had my face flushed like red blush Then I went to Jim Beam, that's when my face grayed Went to gym in eighth grade, raped the women's swim team Don't take me for a joke I'm no comedian Too many mental problems got me snortin coke and smokin weed again I'm goin up over the curb, drivin on the median Finally made it home, but I don't got the key to get in
Chorus
Outro: Eminem
Hey, f**k that! Outsidaz.. Pace One.. Young Zee..
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Post by immortel on Jul 12, 2005 23:05:21 GMT 1
I'm Shady
[Eminem] Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough (huh?) Told you how to slap thingys and murder your girl (I did!) Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl Sold a billion tapes and still screamed, "f**k the world!" (I'm Slim Shady..) so come and kill me while my name's hot And shoot me twenty-five times in the same spot (Ow!) I think I got a generation brainwashed to pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot (uhh-oh) Stop they blood flow until they veins clot I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch Purple haze and acid raindrops Spike the punch at the party and drink pop (gulp gulp) Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop You gotta make em fear you 'fore you make em feel you So everybody buy my shit or I'ma come and kill you
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets I'm your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a minithin (I'm Slim Shady..) I'm Shady!!
[Eminem] I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful (uh-huh huh) I like birds, bees, I like people I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful (hehehe) like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool (Woo!) The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike while I blow my brain out, just to see what it feels like cause this is how I am in real life (mm-hmm) I don't want to just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice (uh-huh) How you gonna scare somebody with a gun threat when they high off of drugs they haven't even done yet (Huh?) So bring the money by tonight - cause your wife said this the biggest knife she ever saw in her life (Help me! Help me!) I try to keep it positive and play it cool Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school (Stay in school!) Cause I'm the one they can relate to and look up to better Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a f**k you letter
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets I'm your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a minithin (I'm Slim Shady..) I'm Shady!!
[Eminem] Yo.. I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it (Aww that shit is wack!) Six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit (What?? That's my shit!) People don't buy shit no more they just dub it That's why I'm still broke and had the number one club hit (Yup, uh huh) But they love it when you make your business public so f**k it, I've got herpes while we on the subject (uh-huh) And if I told you I had AIDS y'all would play it cause you stupid motherf**kers think I'm playin when I say it -- Well, I do take pills, don't do speed Don't do crack (uh-uhh) don't do coke, I do smoke weed (uh-huh) Don't do smack, I do do shrooms, do drink beer (yup) I just wanna make a few things clear My baby mama's not dead (uh-uhh) she's still alive and pregnant dogin (yup) And I don't have herpes, my thingy's just itchin It's not syphilis, and as for being AIDS infested I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets I'm your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a minithin (I'm Slim Shady..) I'm Shady!! (Ha hah-ha, ha! Ha hah, hah..) I told you I was Shady!! (Ha hah-ha, hah-ha! Ha hah, hah-ha, hah-ha, hah-ha) Y'all didn't wanna believe me! I'm Shady!! .. And that's my name
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Post by immortel on Jul 12, 2005 23:05:52 GMT 1
Still Don't Give a f**k
[Eminem] A lot of people ask me.. am I afraid of death.. Hell yeah I'm afraid of death I don't want to die yet A lot of people think.. that I worship the devil.. that I do all types of.. retarded shit Look, I can't change the way I think And I can't change the way I am But if I offended you? Good Cause I still don't give a f**k
I'm zonin off of one joint, stoppin a limo Hopped in the window, shoppin a demo at gunpoint A lyricist without a clue, what year is this? f**k a needle, here's a sword, bodypierce with this Livin amuk, never givin a f**k Gimme the keys I'm drunk, and I've never driven a truck But I smoke dope in a cab I'll stab you with the sharpest knife I can grab Come back the next week and re-open your scab (YEAH!) A killer instinct runs in the blood Emptyin full clips and buryin guns in the mud I've calmed down now -- I was heavy once into drugs I could walk around straight for two months with a buzz My brain's gone, my soul's worn and my spirit is torn The rest of my body's still bein operated on I'm ducked the f**k down while I'm writin this rhyme Cause I'm probably gonna get struck with lightnin this time
Chorus:
For all the weed that I've smoked - yo this blunt's for you To all the people I've offended - yeah f**k you too! To all the friends I used to have - yo I miss my past But the rest of you assholes can KISS MY ASS For all the drugs that I've done - yo I'm still gon' do To all the people I've offended - yeah f**k you too! For everytime I reminisce - yo I miss my past But I still don't give a f**k, y'all can KISS MY ASS
[Eminem] I walked into a gunfight with a knife to kill you And cut you so fast when your blood spilled it was still blue I'll hang you til you dangle and chain you with both ankles And pull you apart from both angles I wanna crush your skull til your brains leaks out of your veins And bust open like broken water mains So tell Saddam not to bother with makin another bomb Cause I'm crushin the whole world in my palm Got your girl on my arm and I'm armed with a firearm So big my entire arm is a giant firebomb Buy your mom a shirt with a Slim Shady iron-on And the pants to match ("Here momma try em on") I get imaginative with a mouth full of adjectives, a brain full of adverbs, and a box full of laxatives (Shittin on rappers) Causin hospital accidents God help me before I commit some irresponsible acts again
Chorus
[Eminem] I wanted an album so rugged nobody could touch it Spend a million a track and went over my budget (Ohh shit!) Now how in the f**k am I supposed to get out of debt? I can't rap anymore - I just murdered the alphabet Drug sickness got me doin some bugged twitches I'm withdrawn from crack so bad my blood itches I don't rap to get the women - f**k pregnant doges Give me a fat very *friendly* person that cooks and does dishes Never ran with a click - I'm a posse Kamikaze, strappin a motherf**kin bomb across me From the second I was born, my momma lost me I'm a cross between Manson, Esham and Ozzy I don't know why the f**k I'm here in the first place My worst day on this earth was my first birthday Retarded? What did that nurse say? Brain damage? f**k, I was born during the earthquake
Chorus
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Post by immortel on Jul 12, 2005 23:12:57 GMT 1
97 Bonnie and Clyde
Just the two of us.. (8X)
[Eminem] Baby your da-da loves you (hey) And I'ma always be here for you (hey) no matter what happens You're all I got in this world I would never give you up for nothin Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me I love you
C'mon Hai-Hai, we goin to the beach Grab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car seat Oh where's mama? She's takin a little nap in the trunk Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned over a skunk Now I know what you're thinkin - it's kind of late to go swimmin But you know your mama, she's one of those type of women that do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit Don't play with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!) And don't look so upset, why you actin bashful? Don't you wanna help da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!) And mama said she wants to show how far she can float And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat It's just a little scratch - it don't hurt, her was eatin dinner while you were sweepin and spilled ketchup on her shirt Mama's messy isn't she? We'll let her wash off in the water and me and you can pway by ourselves, can't we?
Just the two of us.. (2X) And when we ride! Just the two of us.. (2X) Just you and I! Just the two of us.. (2X) And when we ride! Just the two of us.. (2X) Just you and I!
See honey.. there's a place called heaven and a place called hell A place called prison and a place called jail And da-da's probably on his way to all of em except one Cause mama's got a new husband and a stepson And you don't want a brother do ya? (Nah) Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little better I'll explain it to ya But for now we'll just say mama was real real bad She was bein mean to dad and made him real real mad But I still feel sad that I put her on time-out Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin to climb out (WAHH!) I told you it's okay HaiHai, wanna ba-ba? Take a night-night? Nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga? Her make goo-goo ca-ca? Da-da change your dia-dee Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water Ninety-seven Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter
Just the two of us.. (2X) And when we ride! Just the two of us.. (2X) Just you and I! Just the two of us.. (2X) And when we ride! Just the two of us.. (2X) Just you and I!
Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we pway we're gonna take mama for a wittle walk along the pier Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong idea Mama's too sweepy to hear you screamin in her ear (ma-maa!) That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake Here, you wanna help da-da tie a rope around this rock? (yeah!) We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the dock Ready now, here we go, on the count of free.. One.. two.. free.. WHEEEEEE! (whoooooshhhhh) There goes mama, spwashin in the wa-ta No more fightin wit dad, no more restraining order No more step-da-da, no more new brother Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you love her (mommy!) Now we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk But first, just help dad with two more things out the trunk
Just the two of us.. (2X) And when we ride! Just the two of us.. (2X) Just you and I! Just the two of us.. (2X) And when we ride! Just the two of us.. (2X) Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (4X)
[Eminem] Just me and you baby is all we need in this world Just me and you Your da-da will always be there for you Your da-da's always gonna love you Remember that If you ever need me I will always be here for you If you ever need anything, just ASK Da-da will be right there Your da-da loves you I love you baby
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Post by immortel on Jul 12, 2005 23:13:37 GMT 1
The Real Slim Shady
[Eminem] May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door and started whoopin her ass worse than before they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!) It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*} "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel don't they? "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*} But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope {*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?
[Eminem] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records; well I do, so f**k him and f**k you too! You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first You little pregnant dog, put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!" I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*} I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*} And there's a million of us just like me who cuss like me; who just don't give a f**k like me who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
Chorus
[Eminem] I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all I just get on the mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shit it better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings {*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling Screaming "I don't give a f**k!" with his windows down and his system up So, will the real Shady please stand up? And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Chorus 2X
[Eminem] Ha ha Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us f**k it, let's all stand up
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Post by immortel on Jul 12, 2005 23:14:11 GMT 1
pregnant dog Please II
[Dre] Yeah whattup Detroit? [Snoop] Nu-uh, nu-uh nuh-no he didn't! Ahhh!They didn't do it again, what-what, what-what? Did you shit on these niggaz two times Dr. Dre? [Dre] Oh fo' sho'! [Snoop] Uh-uh, naw, ya smell that? This is special right here What-what, what-what-what? Yeah, it's a toast to the boogie baby Uhh, to the boogie-oogie-oogie Yeah, y'know!What's crackin Dre?
[Dr. Dre] Just let me lay back and kick some mo' simplistic pimp shit on Slim's shit and start riots like Limp Bizkit (Limp Bizkit) Throw on 'Guilty Conscience' at concerts and watch mosh pits til motherf**kers knock each other unconcious (Watch out now!) Some of these crowds that Slim draws is rowdy as Crenshaw Boulevard when it's packed and fulla cars Some of these crowds me and Snoop draw +IS+ niggaz from Crenshaw from Long Beach to South Central {*LOUD SCREAM*} Whoa, not these niggaz again These grown-ass ignorant men with hair-triggers again (Hehe) You and what army could harm me? D-R-E and Shady, with Doggy from Long Beach (East-syde!) Came a long way, to makin these songs play It'll be a wrong move, to stare at me the wrong way I got a long uz', and I carry it all day (Blaow!) Sometimes it's like a nightmare, just bein Andre, but I..
[Snoop Dogg] somehow, someway - tell 'em, nigga You know about Dogg-ay (Snoop Dogg) Now let me cut these niggaz up and show em where da f**k I'm comin from I get the party crackin from the shit that I be spittin son Hit-and-run, get it done, get the funds, split and run Got about fifty gungs, and I love all of 'em the same - bang bang! Damn baby girl what's your name? I forgot - what'd you say it was?Damn a nigga buzzed Hangin in the club, with my nephew Eminem (Whassup Slim?) Whattup cuz? (Whattup Snoop?) The Great White American Hope, done hooked up with the King of the motherf**kin West coast, bay-bayy!
Chorus: Nate Dogg (+Snoop)
And you don't really wanna f**k, with me Only nigga that I trust, is me f**k around and make me bust, this heat [Snoop] That's, the devil, they always wanna dance
[Xzibit] I'm the Head Nigga In Charge, I'm watchin you move You're found dead in your garage, with ten o'clock news coverage Gotta love it, cause I expose the facade Your little lungs is too small to hotbox with God All jokes aside, come bounce with us Standin over you with a twelve gauge, about to bust It's like ashes to ashes and dust to dust I might leave in the bodybag, but never in cuffs So who do you trust?They just not rugged enough When things get rough I'm in the club shootin with Puff pregnant dog, please - you must have a mental disease Assume the position and get back down on your knees - c'mon
Chorus 2X
[Eminem - impersonating Snoop] Awww naww, big Slim Dogg Eighty pound balls, thingy six inch long Back up, in the, heezy BAY-BAY He's Sha-day!
[Snoop] He's so cra-zay!
[Eminem] Hahaha!Gimme the mic, let me recite, 'til Timothy White pickets outside the Interscope offices every night What if he's right?I'm just a criminal, makin a living off of the world's misery - what in the world gives me the right to say what I like, and walk around flippin the bird Livin the urban life, like a white kid from the 'burbs Dreamin at night of screamin at mom, schemin to leave Run away from home and grow to be as evil as me I just want you all to notice me and people to see that somewhere deep down, there's a decent human being in me It just can't be found, so the reason you've been seeing this me is cause this is me now, the recent dude who's being this mean So when you see me, dressin up like a nerd on TV or heard the CD usin the f*g word so freely it's just me being me, here want me to tone it down? {*LOWER pitch*} Suck my f**kin thingy, you f*g**t You happy now?Look here
[Eminem - impersonating Snoop] I start some trouble everywhere that I go (that I go) Ask the bouncers in the club cause they know (cause they know) I start some shit they throw me out the back do' (the back do') Come back and shoot the club up with a fo'-fo' (a fo'-fo')
Chorus 2X
[Xzibit] 2001 and forever Slim Shady, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, X to the Z, Nate Dogg C'mon, yeah!!
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Post by immortel on Jul 12, 2005 23:19:37 GMT 1
Z.E.F : ej yo Princ what up wit you man, you sayin f**king licking nuts and shit in your f**king songs, and whats up wit your name man, Princ? Aint that that pop singer Princ, that f*g**t ass nigga be wearing tights. (laughing) Rebel: O ooooo, e ju [] nana njonit, le nana, po kejt familia , ju []n kejt, ju ka [] edhe karjera e e pshurrt qe e ka pas, more budallen e nans, o Hysen ka me ta [] rodin e nans, ka me t’shkatrru, jeten ka me ta prish… Verse: 1 E yo, me sa men n’kry dikush i thot vetes princ/ Kur e din qe ka mbreta, qe ju doket si klinc/ E mu po m’dhimet i ngrati, se spi shkojke fati/ Kush ta ngjiti at emen? Ta paska pas inati/ O Hysen, dy lidhje me hip-hop si ki/ O peder, mikrofoni me kar tu ka perzi/ Duhet me fol n’to vagin, ai nuk pushitet/ Po nejse pi ni homoseksuali, qa pritet?/ Sa her po fol per mu, ti po nisesh pi veti/ vagin ti ski testikul per mu, a pe she qa t’gjeti/ O Hysen, mos harro je maniken/ Le hi-hopin []ka jem, se spo vyshe sen/ Ty duhet marre me t’ardh, mi thon dikuj s'je shiptar/ Kur je i zi si arab, hajt tishe kan i bardh/ Po sje, je magjup, lladub, hup se t’shkeli, T’vi si egjeli, nenen lop ta mjeli/ Nanen e qkepsit i doket vetja ma i miri/ Ka nis zoti me t’bo femen, t’ka bo mashkull pa hiri/ E ti e din qe sta qet, per ato sbon sen veq flet/ Masi je qaq vagin none, at her qa kari po prêt, vagin?/ Refreni: Ta [] familjen n’vagin, e din ku jom, hajde kur t’qohet/ Kallxoj pederave tu, qe Rrebeli nuk rrxohet/ Ja [] familjen te tonve, ju myti, ju shkeli, ju kalli/ Pi t’parit dej tmramit, un ju ha per szgjalli, Ta [] familjen n’vagin, e din ku jom, hajde kur t’qohet/ Kallxoj pederave tu, qe Rrebeli nuk rrxohet/ Ja [] familjen te tonve, ju myti, ju shkeli, ju kalli/ Pi t’parit dej tmramit, un ju ha per szgjalli, Verse: 2 Oj femen, nshpin teme, po don me bo emen/ Veq emrin qe ta dho, ka me kon emen i nemun/ Kejt kan me kesh me ty, o both []m/ Pse spi kallxon ktynve tjerve, disajnerat qysh ta shtin/ huh Thojshe “Rritmi Rrugs jon ma t’fort se Rrebeli athu?”/ At her qa karin e nans, ti po m’kopjon mu?/ Ki qef mu kon sikur un, po sta rrok o qun/ Se kjo karjera e pshurravt, qe e ki pas murr fund/ Athu Viktori viktim? Un ta [] familin/ Ta [] nonen e keqe, qe sagllam e ki shkin/ A noshta turk a arab, e shtine ngoj ni qarap/ Se kerkujt t’karit spi pelqen, kejt pe din je bajat E shaje kry[]n sa t’dush, se une Prift nuk jom Veq bone shave shiptarin, un ti [] kejt t’boj llom Ti je llaskuc, o tuc, ki veq fjal e di E ka bo ni kompjuter, e tash um shet trimni Po ti mut n’both ski, qe Rrebeli e tha Merri kongt qe mi ki []t, e shtini n’both o gjynah Edhe jeta kur shkon, kerkush mos ta harron E pu nane qa t'bani, viktori t’qet n’depresion
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Post by immortel on Jul 12, 2005 23:20:11 GMT 1
Stan
Chorus: Dido
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window.. and I can't see at all And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad..
1st Chorus: volume gradually grows over raindrop background 2nd Chorus: full volume with beat right after "thunder" noise
[Eminem as 'Stan'] Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em but anyways; f**k it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her Bonnie I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some pregnant dog who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did with Scam I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with Ruckus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan This is Stan
{Chorus: Dido}
[Eminem as 'Stan'] Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad - I just think it's f**kED UP you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew That's my little brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the blistering cold for you, four hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man - you're like his f**kin idol He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way I never knew my father neither; he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're saying in your songs so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S. We should be together too
{Chorus: Dido}
[Eminem as 'Stan'] Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans, this'll be the last package I ever send your ass It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters; I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me See Slim; {*screaming*} Shut up pregnant dog! I'm tryin to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out? {*car tires squeal*} {*CRASH*} .. {*brief silence*} .. {*LOUD splash*}
{Chorus: Dido}
[Eminem] Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that and here's an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on the Starter cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clownin dogg, c'mon - how f**ked up is you? You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some And what's this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your girlfriend need each other or maybe you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to think about, his name was.. it was you Damn!
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Post by immortel on Jul 12, 2005 23:21:42 GMT 1
WITH YOU
I woke up in a dream today to the cold of the static and put my cold feet on the floor forgot all about yesterday remembering i'm pretending to be where i'm not anymore a little taste of hypocrisy and i'm left in the wake of the mistake slow to react even though you're so close to me you're still so distant and i can't bring you back
pre chorus it's true the way I feel was promised by your face the sound of your voice painted on my memories even if you're not with me I'm with you
chorus you now I see keeping everything inside you now I see even when I close my eyes
I hit you and you hit me back we fall to the floor the rest of the day stands still fine line between this and that when things go wrong i pretend the past isn't real now i'm trapped in this memory and i'm left in the wake of the mistake slow to react even though you're close to me you're still so distant and i can't bring you back
pre chorus chorus 2x
no no matter how far we've come I can't wait to see tomorrow no matter how far we’ve come I can’t wait to see tomorrow with you
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